Apr 23 2009
My Constant Joy
by: guest@gallopinggalapagos.com

Editor's note: Today's column is written by a up and coming college student, Rachel Davidson, with a sincere interest in the basic sciences and a profound love for Jesus Christ. I hope you enjoy her guest column and join me in welcoming her to the Galloping Galapagos.

Joy in My Morning

When darkness falls, Temptations call
And all around me seems undone
You hear my pleas, Supply my needs
And tell me of your wondrous love
Apr 16 2009
Your Fired!
by: Heather Haskins

Our fearless leader Barack Hussein Obama usurped yet another power when he told GM CEO, Richard Wagoner, to quit or elsei. In the free country formerly known as the United States of America, the president had no more authority to fire the CEO of a private corporation than the CEO had the authority to kick a president out of office for something like not producing a valid U.S. birth certificate. While a CEO still lacks any authority to force a president to prove his U.S. citizenship, apparently now a president can override the decisions of a private corporation's stockholders by unilaterally reorganizing the company's management. The president now acts as a dumbed down version of Donald Trump on the Apprentice, although Donald understands free market economics much more clearly than a community organizer who takes advice from a circle of friends which includes radical communists like Bill Ayersiiii.
Apr 14 2009
It's the economy stupid!
by: Paul Schmutzler

This is just what you’ve been looking for: another article about the slumping economy. Don’t worry! I’m not going to preach at you about why to not invest in the stock market or hide all of your savings under your mattress. I’m simply going to give you some practical help from my personal experience on how you too can shave some dollars off of your grocery expenses while at the same time burning fat and building muscle.